Best Wolfram Alpha Quotes

As most of you net savvy monkeys know within the last few weeks a new form of search engine, Wolfram Alpha, went live. The new algorithm is supposedly revolutionary and designed to provide much more accurate results. The greatest thing about the engine is its ability to provide accurate and relevant answers without any spam involved.

Like most internet companies, the guys and gals at Wolfram Alpha have your regular geek-style sense of humour and part of this has been duly programmed into Alpha to provide the occasional witty query response. So after much searching here’s a few prime examples of pure nerdness.

1)It’s an old classic, but its still one of the greatest books ever written and anyone with any culture will always answer this question with the same answer. Yes you got it folks… so long and thanks for all the badgers…..

2)Another sci-fi culture reference comes in at number 2. It belongs to one of the greatest action/sci-fi trilogies ever made and the Governator of California just rocks completely. “Come with me if you want to live” errrr ok, sure thing. The terminator’s mission is simple; stop Skynet from becoming self-aware. To late Arnie it’s already here.

3)Like most sentient computer systems, Wolfram Alpha has impeccable taste in music and deserves to be congratulated for its’ Dylan-esque nonchalance.

4)One of the old classics that no parent really wants to be asked or try to answer, but inevitably you always get asked it at some point.

5)Once again another cult classic with a medieval comic flair. Anyone with any sense can repeat the majority of the film verbatim and if you don’t like it then we’ll set those English ‘kniggets’ on you!

6)One of those annoying philosphy questions which has no answer, but Wolfram provides a good argument. Usually I resolve it by saying “meh I dont care, I’ll eat both.

7)Another alltime favourite film involving monkeys, classical music, space and some bizarre tripped out graphics. Kubrick was certainly genius and yes I can’t let you do that Dave.